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Isn't it shiney! Oooo...empty space
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The Architects

Note from Foreman

Though this website's primary purpose is amusement and mockery of Blizzard Entertainment's World of Warcraft MMO, it is also designed to be a showcase for those involved in its creation who also tend to be looking for work. That is why the website bares remarkable resemblance to the beautifully constructed website. Thematic execution is one of our primary objectives.

So without further adu, here are the morons responsible for this thing:

Hailing from the land of the weird and home of the "wha?", ZachO has found the inexplicably large amount of time to build such a silly and overall ambitiously obnoxious websites available on the internet today, or so he likes to tell it.

Though predominantly a writer, ZachO's creative talents, thanks to his time in theater, have culminated in a barrage of abilities that tend to find best use in the entertainment industry. Screenwriter, playwright, graphic artist, 3D modeler, web designer, and overall nice-ish guy, ZachO builds sites of this nature predominately for fun, but also for showcase.

If you have any feedback, suggestions, comments, or offers of job or money, please feel free to contact Zacho at

Chief janitor and part time PHP programmer (though mostly janitor), What? has shown time and again his excellence with toilet cleaning and stain removal (this is not a metaphor, he is really good at getting stains out of carpets).

We here at the Tavern would like to extend a heart felt "thankye" to What? for doing such a remarkable job assisting us in maintaining our Tavern's backside in ways no programmer could.

Oh...and he writes stuff for characters too.

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