"That damn woman tricked me! Look, I was trying to sober up that morning and nothing tastes better than a good flan on a stomach full of ale. There's this place in Stormwind that makes the best in the land, so after getting my fill I leave to soak in some sun. I soon run into this woman who asks me if I wanted any "more flan." Of course I said yes. Who wouldn't? Well, when I finally sober up I see this urchin following me. It was then I realized that woman asked me if I wanted an "or-phan." I was going to take it back but he kept saying something about wanting to see the Lighthouse in Westfall. I tried to tell him there wasn't one, but he insisted. To shut him up, we took a griffon to Westfall and checked out the Lighthouse. Seeing the little tike white with fear, gripped between the griffon's talons made my day, heheh."