Jorb claps its hands like a little school girl at this and begins to speek in a voice far more soft and feminine than you would have expected from its appearence.
"I lost 450 pounds in two minutes!" It exclaims. "I'm as giddy as a schoologre. Now I can fit into these smashing new [Omar the Tentmaker's Pleebian Loincloth Set]! I'm just so excited!"
Glancing down you see the tiny logo of Omar on the "questionable area" of the Loincloth. Omar's trade symbol apparently is that of a smiling goblin head with a tent over it. You decide to...