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Lizzarik & Jorb

You look...different...

Jorb claps its hands like a little school girl at this and begins to speek in a voice far more soft and feminine than you would have expected from its appearence.

"I lost 450 pounds in two minutes!" It exclaims. "I'm as giddy as a schoologre. Now I can fit into these smashing new [Omar the Tentmaker's Pleebian Loincloth Set]! I'm just so excited!"

Glancing down you see the tiny logo of Omar on the "questionable area" of the Loincloth. Omar's trade symbol apparently is that of a smiling goblin head with a tent over it. You decide to...

A. "How is that possible?"

B. "That's a mighty big loin cloth you are wearing."

C. "Ah. So what's an Ogre like you doing in a dive like this?"

D. Pick Jorb's pockets?

E. "Goodbye."


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